1.Wet Nightmare
Lyricist:Ivy Rorschach , Lux Interior
Tomorrow will be glummy
With a chance of morning frogs
But this just happened to me
While I was sawin' logs
I seen a striptease torture
And blackbirds flyin' backwards
And a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
There was a pin up girl
Painted on the wall of a cave
A wolf whistle and a leather girl
And a slave
I got the mascara whiplash
From a shockwave o'showgals
Stripped gears an' firls
An' reemed an' stroked valves
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
Well, she wolves in six-packs
Put on warpaint in an earthquake
I drank booze from their shoes
With no pants or brakes
A load o'girl in arms
And a bit in my teeth
Panties on my head
Corkscrew heels on my feet
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
It was a wet nightmare
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2.Hypno Sex Ray
She got the wiggle hip sway
Hypno sex ray goin' on in my head
She got the flippin' hip slide
Hypno sex siren in my head
She got the wiggle hip sway
Hypno sex ray light's flashin' red
The way she wiggles has got me hypnotized
The way she wiggles has got me hypnotized
But when she walks away
She's got me paralyzed
She's got the wiggle hip sway
When she gets to dancin' got it movin' to n' fro
When she walks away I'm dizzy in trance
Just watchin' that thing go
Picasso paintings are fine for that kind of thing
An' man Paganini sure knows how to sing
But that girl gyration makes my
Gong go ding, dong, hip, hip, hip, hooray
3.Badass Bug
ow!....i got the bug! i got the bug, i got the bug i got the
great big badass bug i got the bug, mop, got the bug i got the
great big badass bug i was hangin' around, mindin' my own watch
the girls dance watchin' them goin' then it happened, jumped
outta my skin know i'll never be the same again i got the
bug..... now i know why these badass girls twitch and squirm,
twist and twirl they're get bitten same as me they wiggle they
jiggle, they shout 'whoopee!... i got the bug......
buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-me-baby
buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-me-baby
buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-mop-oo i got the bug..... pointy
shoes, the devil's dance badass dolls in skintight pants badass
world in a tailspin i ain't never goin' back again i got the
bug......
4.Haulass Hyena
Lyricist:Erick Lee Purkhiser, Ivy Rorschach
Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
No goat is meaner
Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
Burn your ass right off the line
Check Mr. Popeye, Bonneville Banzai
Stalled at the standby ain't got no alibi
Demolished dragonfly hyena battle cry
Primer gray, gold inlay
Gamma ray, get out the way that
Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
Hauless Hyena, burn your ass right off the line
Rat fink beret bomb Bombay
Puree Pompeii to consume
That Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
Hauless Hyena, Burn your ass right off the line
Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
No goat is meaner
Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
Burn your ass right off the line
Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
No stingray meaner
Haulass Hyena, Haulass Hyena
Burn your ass right off the line
5.Queen of Pain
Lyricist:Lux Interior, Ivy Rorschach
Ooh, Queen of pain, Queen of pain
You got me hanging from a chain
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
I'm bad and I know I'm to blame
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
These marks will be hard to explain
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Ooh, I love your metal bra that points
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Your block and tackle exploits
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Don't dislocate that socket joint
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Ooh, you look sweet in that garter belt
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Give me one even harder belt
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Hmm, I think that's gonna leave a welt
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Aah, you got me hanging in from a chain
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Oh, please be careful with your aim now
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
What will I use to clean that stain?
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
Ooh, this is a strain up on this crane
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
I'm spinnin' like a weather vane
Queen of pain, Queen of pain
What you gonna do with that cane?
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